Kids say the....you know the rest

Paige-after I ran through Sonic to grab my favorite drink, Dr Pepper, she says: "Mom, we have to come here on Halloween!"
Mom-"Why?"
Paige: "Because they are going to have corn dogs for 50 cents!!!"

Trace-streaking through the house, (which is nothing new), heading for his bathroom for bath time, says: "Mom, I've gotta grunt this out!"
Mom: "HUH!"
Trace: "I've gotta get on the potty and grunt this out!"